Say goodbye to stinky fart bombs!

Weird. But a bit indispensable. Say what?!

If you can't keep it in, then DON'T keep it in! says Subtle Butt, the ultimate... Flatulence Filters!

Trying not to break wind in a meeting or on a date is tricky: Do you excuse yourself to the rest room or clench your cheeks and hold it in? Well, the people behind this product think they have a better solution. "Subtle Butt" is a disposable, "fart neutralizing" pad — made with odor-diffusing carbon — that you slip into your undies when your digestive system threatens to stank up the room. What about any noise an explosion may make? We guess you're just supposed pray your gas is the silent but deadly variety.

^I find this very weird, but useful at the same time. O_O Grab one of these babies and you're good to go! Feel confident and brave enough to let your gas out, even after a heavy burrito meal. *wink*

Say whuut now..?

For some reason, I could not stop myself from laughing everytime I see this. Haha. Her face.. Funneh. 

For more funny pictures and memes, go to 9gag.com. :)

Can't get enough..

..of CHRIS BROWN. Haha, lol. 3/4 of my tracks in my lappy are his. LOL. Talk about being avid. I'd be lying if I told you I'm not a fan of his. He'd been my monster crush since I was in highschool. Tee-hee.

Here is Chris Brown's Should've Kissed You. 

For those boys who lack the courage to show or tell 

their special ladies how they really feel.

Man up, brothaaas!

Here's some o' the lyrics:
Seems like every time,
I get the chance,
I lose my cool, and I blow it,
And I get all tongue tied,
Lost in your eyes,
I'm a fool, and I know it!

--Pang mga torpe. LOL.

Burning up like inferno

Woke up with a fever and mega-clogged nose, hence the post title. Is it just me, or am I being bombarded with misfortune this week? Whuuut is happening. Here's a song from Chris Brown. Flame Thrower. 

Like like like like, danger!Gimme somethin' on the rocks andImma' take you staight up.Got me poppin' like a mighty morphin' power ranger.Heat it up until the fire marshall come complainin'.Come come come complainin'.It's hot!

Got me burning up, inferno.

*sniff*

*sniff* I think I have a bad case of the wheezes. That is all. *cough*

Bummer.

List of shitty things that happened to me todaaay:

• my left leg (pants and all) got soaked in mountain dew blueberry slurpee
• all my paperworks got soaked too
• got the wrong schedule in my Math14 class
• and.. lost my favourite purple pen (the one I use while making ALL my blog post drafts).

Oh hell. Happy Day. I wish your day's much more better than mine.

I miss..

ZI GOOD 'OL DAYS.

@UP, after Dom's gig.

Cause we silly loike that.

Nyoy: I'm cool cause I could do this! -_-

Our "sanest" picture

Aaah. Good times.

Delinquents in the house, mah men.

Fart scene!

Making of an errm.. EPIC.. picture.

eto na yung EPIC picture. -_-

ME: Man, we so fly.

Get me some o' that booty!

..the guys in these pics! MISS KO NA KAYO. Lombs, why'd you have to be so busy with SC stuff? I barely see you at MIS. Nyoy, I miss you! Busy ka na. Hirap pag 4th year noh? :| Dom. Weird ka pa din. Haha. Japs. ..haha. Palagi kitang kasama e, pero I still miss you. :) Ibalik natin toh, please? Namimiss na tayo ng Expo at ng UP! DEYYMMM.

What if?

"Dear Claire, "What" and "If" are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together side-by-side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life: What if? What if? What if? I don't know how your story ended but if what you felt then was true love, then it's never too late. If it was true then, why wouldn't it be true now? You need only the courage to follow your heart. I don't know what a love like Juliet's feels like - love to leave loved ones for, love to cross oceans for but I'd like to believe if I ever were to feel it, that I will have the courage to seize it. And, Claire, if you didn't, I hope one day that you will. All my love, Juliet."


-- Sophie, Letters to Juliet


Powerful words. Very well said. Got me thinking. Wheew, this is going to be a long night. Lord, help me. 

Love the One you're With

I'm getting attached to a certain person more than I should. Bad thing or good thing? That part, I'm still trying to figure out. Every moment that I spend with this.. ermm.. being makes me feel guilty inside. The fact that I can't reciprocate his feelings kinda bothers me. Nakakakonsensya kasi. Damn it. And the person I'm babbling about is a friend, a close friend though. No shit. We're just friends. For real. This complicates everything. And yes.. the person causing me all this turmoil is a HE. Yes. And that "HE" is not my boyfriend. Shame on me. Oh yeah. Did I tell you that I spent 11.11.11 with him? Enjoyed the whole day though, but still! :/


P.S. While scourging the bookshelves for my 2010 planner, this one book toppled off and fell onto my lap. the tile of the book? "Love The One You're With" I was like @_@ F YOUUUU, you cosmic joker! -___- This isn't helping at all.

Proud 90's kid!

Whatever happened to paper dolls, cheap plastic balloons, dirty ice cream on a hot saturday afternoon, tagu-taguan? Haha. Kids these days don't even leave the comforts of their room anymore. They'd rather watch tv, surf the net, play PS3 etc. *sigh* I wouldn't blame technology for this. I mean, it has helped us in more ways we could imagine! I just wish that kids would take time to appreciate what the past had given us.

Haha, you remember the days when you and your playmates couldn't agree on anything, then settling the resolve using Rock, Papers or Scissors? Or when you used to wear sneakers that had lights and wheels on it because you thought it looks cool? HAHA. LOL. I used to have a pair just like that.

Man. I missed the tv shows back then. Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Amanda Show. Haha. Oh and Power Rangers! Me and my sibs loved that show! Mom always made sure that there's a cutesie Power Rangers bobblehead attached to the box everytime we buy Kellog's Korn Flakes. Haha. And my brother and I have always believed that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together!!

Amanda Bynes looking cute in one of her early shows "The Amanda Show"

Hey Arnold!

Darn it. I miss those days. I'd never forget Aqua's Doctor Jones and Barbie Girl. Those were our favorite tunes. Man. We suck. Haha!

And man.. back then, when you own more that 20 VCDs and VHs, YOU. ARE. THE. BOMB. Haha, VHs swapping was the trend back then, I guess? Haha. Its pretty popular with me and my friends. Plus, pocketbooks! I own a lot of these. Haha. From Sweet Valley High to Nancy Drew, you name it!

SVH!

May collection pa nga kame ng LAHAT ng Troll Dolls. As in. All shapes and sizes. Haha, mga maluluhong bata, shet. And! I am a techie.. back then. Haha. Not that I'm not one now. Haha. Kumpleto. AS IN. Walkman, beeper/pager, the latest Nokia phone (the 8810). Haha. Oha?!

Before iPods, iPads. Internet. Instant Messaging. Playstation. *sigh*

I really miss those wild, carefree days. Back then, it didn't even realize that all of that would disappear. But hey. We continue to evolve, not just in technology, but as human beings as well. Haha.

I used to add "NOT" after almost every sentence I say.. NOT. Haha.
When I say "Talk to the hand," I mean it. Nuff said, people.
I love Push Pops and Warheads. And I still do..

And I KNOW THE MACARENA BY HEART! :)

Everybody's dancing dancing cuhraaazy

Humid afternoon, folks. Ang init.

I woke up at 6am, hoping na sisipagin akong pumasok. Well.. let's just say na nasayang lang yung effort kong gumising ng maaga. Haha! Darn it. Eyebags galore na naman.

In just a matter of days, balik buhay estudyante na naman tayo guys. UGH lang. Time to invest on clothes (and make-up) ulit! For us peeps na walang uniform ang school. Haha. Last week, I bought a 10ml tube of Magic Pink Cream from Sophie. I bought it on impulse, but now its an indispensable part of my make-up kit! Haha, time saver kase! It slashed 15minutes on my daily prep routine. Haha. And.. I just love how it gives you that natural fresh look. :) Next beauty product to scourge the mall for: zi perfect concealer tube. For those "haggard" and pimply days.

There. So.. it just hit me. Medyo malayo lang yung title sa post content. HAHA. Sarreeh. I was listening to Miranda Cosgrove's Dancing Crazy while doing this post, so ayun.

^Is it just me, or does she sound a bit like Avril Lavigne? Swear. The beat, the voice (or is is the faulty works of a sythesizer? Haha, we may never know).

Enough said. There should be like a software for generating post titles, noh? LOL :)

What Happened on this Day?

Music History for November 5!

1935 - Composer Nicholas Maw was born.

1960 - Johnny Horton was killed in an auto accident in Milano, Texas at the age of 33. He had the hit "Battle of New Orleans."

1977 - Ozzy Osbourne quit Black Sabbath only to rejoin a few weeks later. He later quit again to pursue a solo career.

1995 - "The Wizard of Oz in Concert" took place for a Children's Defense Fund. The show featured Jackson Browne as the Scarecrow, Roger Daltrey as the Tin Man, Nathan Lane as the Cowardly Lion and Jewel as Dorothy.

1995 - Queen released their first studio album since the death of Freddie Mercury. Mercury died November 24, 1991 of AIDS.

1998 - Liam Gallagher of Oasis was arrested for allegedly attacking a photographer and damaging his camera equipment.

1998 - ODB ('Ol Dirty Bastard), of Wu Tang Klan, was arrested for threatening to kill his former girlfriend. He was stopped while climbing over a security gate at the woman's place of employment.

Hope you enjoyed reading!

Credits to Wikipedia and On This Day :)

Smurfology: newest smurf boarders in my bed

Smurfette, Papa Smurf & Lazy Smurf

These cute babies (my sister got them for me from her weekend China trip) and the rest of my plushie family have been taking up ALOT of space in my bed, I barely have enough space for myself. Haha. I can't bear to put them in a shelf. They're just too cuuute.. and cuddly. Haha.

Wait till you see my big-headed zebra. WAY TOO ADORABLE!

P.S. While I was scourging the net for their names, I stumbled on this site. Contains cute infos about your favorite smurfs. :)